Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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