it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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