Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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