There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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