plz talk dirty to me
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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