I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
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I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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