she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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