guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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