okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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