You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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