So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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