garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you win again, gameday.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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