shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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