whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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