Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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