People with herpes should wear stickers.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
dude. I can hear the air.
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