David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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