All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I smell like Dick and happiness
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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