you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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