Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
