I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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