feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I did not marry a roomba.
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