well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
soo... how was my night?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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