seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Shame is for Republicans.
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