I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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