Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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