Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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