As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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