As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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