Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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