He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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