Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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