we're blogging at a bar
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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