is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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