pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I am in a vortex of obligation.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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