Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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