I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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