Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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