normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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