Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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