Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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