I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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