My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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