Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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