i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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