we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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