i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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