508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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