And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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