It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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