If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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