theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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