You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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