She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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